关于座位的对话

男： Is this seat empty？

女： Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

关于过去的对话

男： Haven’t I seen you some place before？

女： Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

关于名字的对话

男： Can I have your name？

女： Why？ Don’t you already have one？

关于职业的对话

男： I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

女： I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

关于学校的对话

Dad: You’ve come home early.

Son: No, Dad, school is open. I came home early.

关于未来的对话

Mr. Braddock: What’s the matter？ The guests are all downstairs, Ben, waiting to see you.

Benjamin: Look, Dad, could you explain to them that I have to be alone for a while？

关于车的对话

Benjamin: Where did you do it？

Mrs. Robinson: In his car.

Benjamin: What kind of car was it？

Mrs. Robinson: Come on now.

Benjamin: No, I really want to know.

Mrs. Robinson: A Ford.

Benjamin: Goddamn, that’s great. So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford.

关于艺术的对话

Einstein: What I admire most about your art is that’s universal. You don’t say any word and the whole world understands you!

Chaplin: That’s because I’m a silent film star.

这些对话不仅幽默风趣，还能引发思考和共鸣。希望这些对话能为您的英语学习和交流带来乐趣。